Tuesday, May 18, 2010

He needs a reality check. STAT!

From the Department of Downright Awful Pickup Lines at PlentyofFish...

My heart problem has reached a
critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…


U C Me.

I am Sherif, 32, what you think?

Well, Sherif. I think a few things.

1) That's one of the top ten worst lines I've ever heard. So congratulations on that.

2) "U C Me" is not an actual medical term. If it were, I might think this was cute. No...no, wait. I still wouldn't.

3) You're 32 years old. If you don't want to be the old, skeevy guy at the bar, wearing a leisure suit and hitting on women half his age...you'll stop the script now.

One more thing.

4) No.

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