I do so enjoy when they don't even start with "hello."
funguy: down to fuck
me: considering I didn't even know what that meant, I'm gonna go with no.
...seriously? Do people actually say that? Are we that lazy now? Is this the "sexting" kids do?
funguy: oh do u like to have fun?
me: no, I hate it. what kind of question is that?
It's absolutely appalling how many times I've said this to people. Usually they're trying to ask if I want to fool around with them, because apparently that's synonymous for "fun" these days.
funguy: lol well i mean do u like to meet nice guys and have fun with them
me: and what do you consider "fun"?
funguy: getting to know u and u me, talking really getting to know one another, laughing smiling
Here he has described "dating." Which, when done correctly, does have the potential to be fun.
me: again...what kind of question is that? sounds like an awful time to me.
funguy: oh ok, well pce
His sarcasm detector is broken, it would seem. And I didn't know it was that difficult to type "peace."
Naturally, I needed to have the last word.
me: work on some better openers, dude.