I came back from brushing my teeth and saw this IM.
Im gonna be really honest, you look like you'd give good head. No offense.
I...don't even have commentary for this. Just...why me? Sigh.
They say that there are plenty of fish in the sea. Unfortunately, what they don't say is that most of them are anglerfish, hammerheads, flounders, and other bottom feeders. We're two girls on a voyage; glad to have you on board.