Silly me thinking I could turn on the OKCupid IM client and think that someone worth talking to would IM me. The first guy said, and I quote
Him: sexy lips
Me: i'm sorry?
He didn't say anything more after that, but I checked out his profile, and it says, "My perfect match would be someone who can keep up with me , someone smart, fit, cute, playful and driven... resulting in a very strong power couple :)"
Just the phrase "resulting in a very strong power couple" disturbs me deep within to the cockles of my heart.
The second guy just started off with this onslaught:
Hi, my name is [redacted] and i'm a good guy with a big heart. I am looking for someone who like to held hands, go for walks, out to dinner, see a movie, or spend a night dancing. I am looking for someone who likes affection and wants me to make her feel special.
While I am not opposed to any of those activities, it's a lot of information on one IM, right? But he continued...
Dude: i like you
Dude: i want to meet you and hang out with you and go uot with you
Dude: as a friend and a girlfriend to date me
I really have not the words. This is getting a little too hot and heavy for me too quickly. Next!
Feets: i have got backpain today
Me: that's no good! why?
Feets: been on the chair for long time
Feets: ur feet r free the now ?
Me: my feet?
Me: they aren't in shoes, if that's what you mean. lol
Feets: i nee dur feet to trample my back
What...what? Okay, I am so over this. I don't care that it's not even nine o'clock yet. I am SO going to bed.