Saturday, June 5, 2010

I'm Almost Too Bored to Type This

Let's pretend you're a single guy. You decide that you don't really want to be a single guy anymore, but you don't really go to bars and all your friends are married, so it's difficult to find a girl. Somehow, you find out about a dating website called OKCupid, so you decide to make a profile. You sit down and the best you can come up with is this:

Don't be too dismayed when no one messages you.


  1. I love that he lists Vanilla Sky as one of his favorite movies. OH. That's good shit.

  2. I don't think I even got to the end of his movies list. I was too turned off by the having read enough books in college comment.

    I am such a litsnob.