A fellow by the user name of drlove[number redacted] IMed me while I was getting my hair cut, but when I got home, I took a look at his profile.
Without going into a whole feminist rant regarding the chauvinistic problem of being a lady in the street and a freak in the bed...
You should message me if
You are a hot classy chick and freaky at the same time. If you can act like a evil and an angel at the same time.
If you can be wild and moderate at same time.
...it strikes me that a lot of these profiles read much like horoscopes in that they could really apply to anyone, anywhere. Unless you happen to be Ned Flanders, chances are you are "classy" on the outside, but are also concealing some sort of deep, dark secret.
Or perhaps just a moderately deep, leaning towards dark secret.
For example, I'm secretly a man which makes this site that much funnier, doesn't it?
Or am I?