And then one morning, I woke up to this message in my inbox:
hey [my handle], would you be interested in friends with benefits
Do I respond with
A. While I appreciate your upfrontedness, I'm going to have to pass.
B. I am always interested in friends with benefits, just not with you.
C. Wouldn't that require that we be friends first?
I am really wondering, though, if this approach has ever worked in the history of ever. Does anyone know?