This isn't an actual Rotten Fish, but as it has to do with Internet dating, I feel that it deserves to be mentioned.
I signed into Facebook this morning and was greeted by the following ad on the side of my screen:
Which is a shame really...because I'm looking for an unconscious man. Preferably one who's been in a coma for at least five years with his Magic 8 Ball constantly coming up with "Outlook not so good." Oh, and he has to be a millionaire.
But I'm not picky.