This is a short one, but I had to share. Because it amused me.
This guy was matched with me...
I am a very unique person.
We all think we're unique. Prove it, slick.
I do not smoke or drink.
Neither do I. That's not unique. Work harder.
I do not own a single pair of jeans.
That's just weird. What do you wear? Dress pants? That's pretentious. Sweat pants? Lazy. Wind pants? Are we back in 1993? This statement is only acceptable if you wear a kilt at all times.
I dont chew gum.
My mother doesn't, either. Sticks to her dental work. And by the way...what a useless fact. Is this supposed to turn me on?
I have never had a sip of coffee, but I have all the energy in the world.
Are you trying to say you do speed? You didn't say anything about drugs...
I try to look for the best in everything and I think very differently from everyone else that I have met.
Yes, because looking at the bright side is so unlike everyone else in the world. There are only, oh, a couple billion other people who think like that. That's all.
This is the epitome of someone who tries too hard to be different, and wants everyone to know it. Thumbs down.